Sheldon Quotes
Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. Sheldon: Why are you crying? Penny: Because I'm stupid! Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. |
Leonard Quotes
Penny Quotes
Howard Quotes
Bernadette: Does your mother call you everyday to see if you had a healthy lunch?
Howard: My mother calls me everyday to see if I had a healthy bowel movement. Howard: Why should I do something nice for you? Sheldon: To go to Jewish heaven. Howard: Jews don't have heaven Sheldon: To avoid Jewish Hell? Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish Hell. |
Raj Quotes
Amy Quotes
Amy: I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.
Bernadette: Girl Sprouts? Amy: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore. Amy: I think a boy likes me! Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend? Penny: She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a Sheldon. |
Bernadette Quotes
Bernadette: I said to stop insulting each other. I didn't tell you to take him on a romantic getaway.
Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical? Penny: Damn. Amy: Well, at least, when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother! |